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River of Blood
A Very Great and Important Battle

It happened during the Civil War. It may never be known when it happened, or who fought there, except that there was a lot of blood. A river of blood. So much blood that it made the Potomac River turn red. With blood.

Many people were shot, numerous historians are saying. Maybe it happened, maybe it didn’t, we weren’t there, but to say it didn’t happen, well that’s just your opinion. Many fine people were there on both sides. On both sides.

This very great and important battle is re-created in our newest Civil War game, River of Blood: A Very Great and Important Battle. There’s a very great and fantastic map of this very great and important battle, and a whole lot of really big pieces on both sides. On both sides.

We went to the very best and great sources of information for this game: Civil War statues. Because without them, history will be erased. They honor the many great soldiers who fought in this battle, on both sides. On both sides.

You, too, can play out this very great and important battle. Say no to fake history. Order River of Blood: A Very Great and Important Battle right now, to honor those great Americans who fought and died on both sides. On both sides.

Stock Code APL0000

Price: $79.99

Status: Now Available

You can order River of Blood: A Very Great and Important Battle right here.

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